The Most Savage Dating Book of 2025!
SWIPE LEFT ❌ kalau kamu:
- Takut ketawa sambil nangis
- Gak siap dengan brutal truth
- Masih suka ghosting
- Hobi swipe tanpa tujuan
SWIPE RIGHT ✅ untuk:
🎭 6 BAB GAME-CHANGING:
- The GoFood Dating Culture
- Ghosting Master Chronicles
- Red Flags Hall of Fame
- Dating Apps Plot Twists
- Reality Check Slaps
- The Savage Truth Tea
🌟 BONUS SPESIAL:
- Red flags encyclopedia
- Survival guide lengkap
WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS! ⚠️
- Ketawa sampe sakit perut
- Delete semua dating apps
- Uninstall filter apps
- Actually find real love
- Touch some grass
“FINALLY! Buku yang berani expose dating apps culture!” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
– Mantan Swipe Addict
“Literally spitting facts! No filter needed!” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
– Reformed Ghost Master
“The reality check that changed my life!” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
– Recovering Match Collector
💫 SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE: [Rp 74.725]
📱 FORMAT: Digital (read anywhere while crying)
For everyone who’s ever:
- Ghosted or been ghosted
- Collected matches like Pokemon
- Used “Hi” as opening line
- Believed in “looking for friends only”
- Still single after 999+ matches
Download now and join the revolution!
Remember: “Dating apps are temporary, self-respect is forever” ✨
#DatingAppsSurvivor #ModernDatingComedy #BrutalTruth
P.S: Your ego might get hurt, but your future self will thank you! 💅
